New Name, Same Game: The Professor's Opening Revisions

1) Ruy Lopez --- "No one expects the Spanish Inquisition!"
2) The Sicialian --- "Some Italian Guy" or "My Name is Tony. How you doin'?"
3) Blackmar-Diemer Gambit --- "The Black Cat Ding Bat"
4) Caro-Kann Defense --- "The Ricardo"
5) Latvian Gambit --- "The Iron Curtain Coming Down"
6) Queen's Gambit --- "The Queen's Sac"
7) King's Gambit --- "The DeVries"
8) The Spike or Grob Opening --- "The Vince"
9) The English Open --- "Wink wink, nudge nudge, say no more say no more."
10) The Fried Liver Attack or the Fegatello Attack --- Hmmmm....I don't think I really need to rename this one.